March 2012
funkies:
gossipgran:
WHAT
this made me feel better
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
Me: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
muggleland:
odair:
godspeedtoyou:
never not funny
reblogging again because im peeing
crying
February 2012
accioodairunderwear:
emmazingemma:
omg
What….
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via bonapartay)
anorable:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
BUT SERIOUSLY AMEN
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whereismyoscar:
Oh that’s right, The Academy Awards are tonight…totally forgot.